April 2012
You know those book hangovers when you wake up in the morning after finishing the book the night before and the FIRST thing you think about is the book, and then you have all these feelings still and you don’t know what to do with them, and no one around understands, and it feels like reality is still moving around you but you’re stuck in that book hangover and still cannot make yourself care...
March 2012
Snape: People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...up to something.
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
quicksummary:
Set in a future, dystopian America where everybody has a stupid name. The country is split into twelve districts and every year, the Capitol (the 1%) requires that each district sacrifice two tributes to the Hunger Games. We know right off the bat that Katniss is going to be in the Hunger Games because she’s the fucking narrator of the book.
Katniss and Peeta become the District...
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I can tell the difference between asians by their...
thi-riffic:
tysayswhaaat:
tran/nguyen/trinh/truong = viet
Li/wang/liu/wong = chinese
kim/park/baek/yoo = korean
kobayashi = japanese
anything that sounds spanish = filipino
long ass spelled ones like Praphasirirat = thai/lao
LOL the last one!
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
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WatchMy favorite!
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're on tour
Anonymous asked: can you promote me?
Watchchinkbreezy:
supjerbear:
ohmyanthonyy:
odd-jree:
peetas:
me laughing without smiling
LOL. DSAGLDSHA.
TOO MUCH AHAHAHAH I CANT STOP LAUGHING LOL
AHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
markmejia:
reallyepicdork:
doodwheresmyc4t:
...
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i’m already naming our children and i’m already coordinating the colours of our wedding and i picked out a house for us in the city
so call me maybe
reblog if you’re A
I've said this before and I'll say it again:
rosemayprice:
A is Gossip Girl.
me: *say something funny*
everyone: *not laughing*
me:
me:
me: I'm actually really funny so fuck you.
white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
japanese people: nope
walking people: nope
thai people: nope
black people: nope
latin people: nope
cuban people: nope
native people: nope
korean people: nope
desi people: nope
jewish people: nope
queer people: nope
vietnamese people: nope
chinese people: nope
disabled people: nope
Dear narrow-minded white heterosexuals.
iguessimahipsternow:
I’m so tired of heterosexual white people going on about being “discriminated” against. No one has ever stopped being your friend or told you that you were a sinner because you were straight. No one will ever deny you employment because you’re white. No one was ever beaten to death for being a straight white person. That’s why gays get pride parades, that’s why black history...
